Q: [A 3-year-old boy is examining his testicles while taking a bath] Mom, are these my brains?
A: [Mom answers] Not yet

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘Down-under.’

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.

Q: What is a man’s Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose