Now that it’s back to business for the world’s greatest golfer, Tiger Woods, here are some words of advice for him … Tiger, when you see a woman and want her so bad, please consider the following …

No matter how beautiful she is…..

No matter how sexy she is….

No matter how seductive she is…

No matter how huge her breasts are…

… uhm .. oh damn, I forgot where I was going with this.

See if you can spot Homer Simpson in the picture below.

This is an unconfirmed report, but apparently since Scottish singer Susan Boyle (who shot to fame as a contestant on reality TV show, “Britain’s Got Talent”, and who professes being a virgin) has been on TV, there has been an 80% drop in suicide bombings.

Well you may know that some of these suicide bombers carry out their deeds, in the belief that they will be rewarded with numerous gifts (including dozens of virgin brides) in the afterlife. But apparently many of the terrorists didn’t realize what a virgin looked like these days!

With all he’s gone through in recent times, it’s good to see that Tiger Woods’ sponsors have started to run Tiger Woods ads once again. Here are a few of the new Tiger Woods ads: