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Words Of Advice For Tiger Woods

Sex & Jokes — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 04:31:01 +0000

Now that it’s back to business for the world’s greatest golfer, Tiger Woods, here are some words of advice for him … Tiger, when you see a woman and want her so bad, please consider the following …

No matter how beautiful she is…..

No matter how sexy she is….

No matter how seductive she is…

No matter how huge her breasts are…

… uhm .. oh damn, I forgot where I was going with this.

Celebrity Sightings – Homer Simpson

Sex & Jokes — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 22:10:13 +0000

See if you can spot Homer Simpson in the picture below.

Susan Boyle Impacts Suicide Bombing Statistics

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 04:25:25 +0000

This is an unconfirmed report, but apparently since Scottish singer Susan Boyle (who shot to fame as a contestant on reality TV show, “Britain’s Got Talent”, and who professes being a virgin) has been on TV, there has been an 80% drop in suicide bombings.

Well you may know that some of these suicide bombers carry out their deeds, in the belief that they will be rewarded with numerous gifts (including dozens of virgin brides) in the afterlife. But apparently many of the terrorists didn’t realize what a virgin looked like these days!

New Tiger Woods Ads

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 23:19:31 +0000

With all he’s gone through in recent times, it’s good to see that Tiger Woods’ sponsors have started to run Tiger Woods ads once again. Here are a few of the new Tiger Woods ads:

Elin Nordegren Nude Pictures

Sex & Jokes — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 06:56:23 +0000

Elin Nordegren, wife (or soon-to-be ex-wife) of the now infamously alleged womanizer Tiger Woods, is alleged to be the subject in the pictures below. Unfortunately we have not had the good fortunate to see her nude for ourselves, however these are alleged Elin Nordegren nude pictures. What a beauty.

Rachel Uchitel Nude Pictures

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:14:54 +0000

Rachel Uchitel is allegedly one of the many mistresses that golf superstar Tiger Woods had over the past few years. Below are some alleged Rachel Uchitel nude pictures that we received via email forward.

Tiger Woods’ Christmas Card

Sex & Jokes — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 21:26:55 +0000

It’s Merry Christmas from the Woods … yes, this Christmas card features all the leading ladies in Tiger Woods’ life

New Tiger Woods Trophy – The Woody

Sex & Jokes — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:07:35 +0000

Tiger Woods won a new trophy recently … appropriately, it’s called THE WOODY. Check it out below

The Tiger Woods Christmas Story

Sex & Jokes — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 08:21:53 +0000

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin’, chased by his spouse..
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin’ them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin’ and pleadin’,
Tiger’s wife went investin’ — a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
“If you’re gettin’ laid then I’m gettin’ paid.”
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

Tiger Woods Has A New Book

Sex & Jokes — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:08:19 +0000

Golf super star Tiger Woods has a new book out … it’s called “How To Get In 18 Holes (Without Your Wife Finding Out)”. Check out the cover below.