Years ago, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents’ home.

I had scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant. Her name was Sally.

Sally ordered the absolute most expensive items on the menu – champagne, caviar, lobster, you name it and she ordered it.

I asked her “Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?”

“No,” Sally replied, “but my mother’s not gonna get a blow job tonight though.”

I asked her if she wanted dessert.

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