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Now THAT’S An ASS

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 22:24:01 +0000

Wow, what an ASS!

Let’s put it in perspective though … For young men, it’s a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong. For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street. The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman.

Wise men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and be grateful that the image can be shared with humanity.

For 50% of women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way. The other 50% is wondering where she bought that blouse. The wise women imagine the misery that this will be at 50.

Only children, the curious, and monks will maybe notice that a dog seems to be driving the taxi!

Funny Aircraft Quiz (Wind Blows Up Skirt)

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 07:33:47 +0000

This should be an easy quiz for those who have even basic knowledge of aircraft … However, the answer may surprise you …
The Question is: “What is the primary advantage of rotary-winged aircraft over fixed-winged aircraft?”

Got it wrong? Hmmm, so did I.
What I couldn’t figure out is whether it was an up draft or a down draft causing the effect displayed in the image above.

Where Are All The Beautiful Hippie Girls Of The 60s & 70s?

Sex & Jokes — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 05:26:59 +0000

Where have all the beautiful flowers gone?

Have you ever wondered what happened …

… to all those really cute and crazy, good looking, barefoot, young hippie chicks …

… who didn’t wear bras, did drugs, smoked weed, got tattooed …

… and shagged every guy they met during that great Age of Aquarius back in the 1960s and 70s?

… Well, wonder no more!

… HERE’S A RECENT PHOTO OF ONE OF ‘EM!

For Men … Can You Guess Who This Is?

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:58:52 +0000

Do you know who this is?

Take another look below.

Still not sure?

Take one last closer look at her.

Still don’t know who she is? Hmm, I don’t either.

Big Ass Study

Sex & Jokes — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:04:51 +0000

There was a recent study about women and how they feel about their asses, and the results were quite interesting.

30% of women think their ass is way too fat
10% of women think their ass is way too skinny
And the remaining 60% said they didn’t care, that they love him, he’s a good man and that they wouldn’t trade him for the world.

Panty Jokes

Sex & Jokes — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 04:51:15 +0000

Atkins diet approved … best if eaten by midnight … see the panty jokes below!

Victoria’s Long-Kept Secret

Sex & Jokes — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 08:31:35 +0000

What an unexpected surprise (and disappointment) for so many men around the world. Looks like Victoria is actually VICTOR!

The Perfect Woman

Sex & Jokes — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 20:56:31 +0000

After so many years of research and development, they’ve finally gotten it right, and scientists were able to create the perfect woman … she’s twice the fun, and with no bitching, complaining and demanding! Check her out on the beach below

Chinese Eye Test

Sex & Jokes — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:48:22 +0000

This funny Chinese Eye Test has made its way around the world via email forwards for many years now. If you can’t read what the image below is saying, then try looking at it while pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese.

Wish You Had A Bigger Willy?

Sex & Jokes — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:08:53 +0000

… careful what you wish for … the Bitch Fairy might come along and try to assist you!