My wife asked me, “How many women have you slept with?”

I proudly replied, “Only you, Darling … with all the others I was awake.”
And here I am now.

Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 A.M. to 8 P.M.

Here are some visual demonstrations of signs that a marriage has truly gone bad.

Do you agree with the statement contained in the image below?

Why is it that when your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say “congratulations”?

But yet nobody rubs your dick and says “good job”!