So I went to get my car …. and some dick had me blocked in! Only in Wisconsin!

Ho ho ho, here are a few good ones for you!

A Christmas carol for the office

Snowman vs the doggie

Santa has trouble landing

Household scrooge

The real history of the making of eggnog

Santa has a surprise for you!

Snow woman envy

A polite message from Santa

Doe, a deer, a female deer

Santa’s reindeer have diarrhea

Why Santas should wear a seat belt

Rudolph’s revenge

A special song from the reindeer to Santa

Vibrator being put to good use at Christmas time

This is how icicles are formed

Santa’s elves QUIT

The reindeer has the handle

Are the stockings well hung?

Fill these boobs with air

Reindeer pickle .. a dill doe aka dildo

Santa in court for saying ‘ho, ho, ho’

Santa’s annoyed because you’ve been really bad

Drunk Santa

Snowman mooning

Check out the image below … just in case you’re not getting it, Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic calendar, a time of fasting for Islamic people, and each day during this month, Muslims all over the world abstain from eating, drinking, smoking, as well as participating in anything that is ill-natured or excessive. Does the month of Ramadan mean no sex!?

Undoubtedly the safest prom dress ever (we’re guessing that it was made by dad), this multi-colored prom dress is made entirely of condoms!