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Dick Snowman

Sex & Jokes — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 08:57:29 +0000

So I went to get my car …. and some dick had me blocked in! Only in Wisconsin!

Funny Christmas Cartoons & Pictures

Sex & Jokes — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 19:40:44 +0000

Ho ho ho, here are a few good ones for you!

A Christmas carol for the office

Snowman vs the doggie

Santa has trouble landing

Household scrooge

The real history of the making of eggnog

Santa has a surprise for you!

Snow woman envy

A polite message from Santa

Doe, a deer, a female deer

Santa’s reindeer have diarrhea

Why Santas should wear a seat belt

Rudolph’s revenge

A special song from the reindeer to Santa

Vibrator being put to good use at Christmas time

This is how icicles are formed

Santa’s elves QUIT

The reindeer has the handle

Are the stockings well hung?

Fill these boobs with air

Reindeer pickle .. a dill doe aka dildo

Santa in court for saying ‘ho, ho, ho’

Santa’s annoyed because you’ve been really bad

Drunk Santa

Snowman mooning

Closed For Ramadan

Sex & Jokes — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 01:28:34 +0000

Check out the image below … just in case you’re not getting it, Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic calendar, a time of fasting for Islamic people, and each day during this month, Muslims all over the world abstain from eating, drinking, smoking, as well as participating in anything that is ill-natured or excessive. Does the month of Ramadan mean no sex!?

The Safe-Sex Prom Dress

Sex & Jokes — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 09:44:06 +0000

Undoubtedly the safest prom dress ever (we’re guessing that it was made by dad), this multi-colored prom dress is made entirely of condoms!

Funny BBQ Picture

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 21:15:31 +0000

Summer time is almost here, and soon we’ll be popping out the BBQs, toasting marshmallows, grilling sausages and burgers, and more … but will you have cool BBQ roasting equipment like the ones featured in the funny BBQ picture below??

I Hate Winter!

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:31:49 +0000

Wanna know what I really think about this really awful 2010 winter season that’s undoubtedly been one of the coldest on record?? The picture below answers that!

Naughty Santa Joke

Sex & Jokes — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:32:16 +0000

Little Johnny writes a letter to Santa:

Dear Santa,

Please send a baby brother.
Love always, Little Johnny

Santa writes back:

Dear Little Johnny,

Please send your mother, and I’ll surely do my best to make that happen.
Love Always, Santa Claus

Stuck Man Christmas Decoration Prank

Sex & Jokes — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:13:02 +0000

Yes, it’s undoubtedly one of the funniest Christmas decoration pranks – which resulted in more people screaming at the person’s house than ever before, and the police advising him that he had to take it down as it’s becoming a traffic hazard, with people almost crashing as they rubbernecked when driving by. Not to mention the little old lady who grabbed the 75 pound ladder and almost killed herself putting it against my house, not realizing it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy) … several people did that!

Snow Fairy Picture

Sex & Jokes — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:33:33 +0000

If you’re reading this, it means you’ve been chosen to receive the blessing of the Snow Fairy. The Snow Fairy can bring you good fortune for one whole year. May YOU be blessed by all his good deeds … please pass this link on to someone else so that they may be blessed.

Christmas Decorations Joke – Pissing Santa

Sex & Jokes — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:58:23 +0000

Every year, this person is disqualified from his neighborhood’s “Best Decorated House” contest due to his bad attitude! How about this Christmas decoration … a pissing Santa!