There is a distinct correlation between sexual activities and calories consumed in the process. Below are the findings of a recent comprehensive study which helps to explain sex and calories in detail.

Ladies, if you’re having trouble getting your man out of the house and he’s getting terribly unfit simply staring at the TV all day, we’ve got the walking program that he needs!

Below is a picture (from behind) of the lead instructor. Typically, men who start this program will follow her for a minimum of ten miles, as she really does well at getting the blood pumping. CONSIDER IT NOW!

Will whoever forgot his wife or girlfriend at my place last night after the BBQ please come and get her ASAP.
My wife is insisting that she needs to go home asap.

Thanks, Ken.

Grandpa and grandma probably shouldn’t be allowed to wear these t-shirts!