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Beach Weirdos

Sex & Jokes — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 17:07:47 +0000

Here’s why the beach can sometimes be a dangerous place to visit! These beach weirdos can/have turned up just about everywhere.

New Amazing Golf Shoes (Cameltoe Joke)

Sex & Jokes — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 11:16:30 +0000

Whether you’re interested in golf or not, there’s no denying that this lady’s new gold shoes are totally awesome. First seen at the 2010 Masters Tournament: New Green Shoes

New Bra Invented

Sex & Jokes — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 10:33:21 +0000

Dr. Robert Dickinson , a scientist from Harvard University, has reportedly invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents their nipples from pushing through the fabric when really cold weather sets in.

At a news conference after announcing the new bra invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and beat him silly.

Too Much Beer

Sex & Jokes — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 17:48:09 +0000

… will cause your pecker to fall off. Here’s the proof:

There is no cure……….once it’s gone, it’s gone!!

How Do You Know When It’s Time To Cancel Your Wife’s Gym Membership?

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 12:10:49 +0000

… maybe when she starts to look like this …

Beware The Latest Credit Card Scam

Sex & Jokes — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 17:11:36 +0000

It’s simply amazing that one way or another, these credit card scam attempts will actually get your money.

Amazing Patterns – Seniors Eye Test

Sex & Jokes — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 10:51:17 +0000

This is a useful eye test for seniors. Check out the patterns below. Are they moving or perfectly still? The patterns are reportedly used to test the level of stress that a person can handle. The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress. None of these images are animated – they are actually all perfectly still.

If you did NOT see any movement in the patterns, look closely at the following photo?

An Explanation Of Sex & Calories

Sex & Jokes — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 18:21:24 +0000

There is a distinct correlation between sexual activities and calories consumed in the process. Below are the findings of a recent comprehensive study which helps to explain sex and calories in detail.

Special Walking Program For Men

Sex & Jokes — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 22:43:35 +0000

Ladies, if you’re having trouble getting your man out of the house and he’s getting terribly unfit simply staring at the TV all day, we’ve got the walking program that he needs!

Below is a picture (from behind) of the lead instructor. Typically, men who start this program will follow her for a minimum of ten miles, as she really does well at getting the blood pumping. CONSIDER IT NOW!

Drunk At The BBQ Picture

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 04:35:25 +0000

Will whoever forgot his wife or girlfriend at my place last night after the BBQ please come and get her ASAP.
My wife is insisting that she needs to go home asap.

Thanks, Ken.