Enter the tunnel safely … wear Durex!

I’m a hard working man, and when I take my occasional vacation, I like to relax on the beach. The other day I was relaxing on South Beach in Florida, and I was appalled, as I had to just sit there and listen to this woman for at least an hour while she talked on her mobile phone and pranced back forth in front of me. I couldn’t concentrate on my book. She even showed me the middle finger when she saw me staring.

How thoughtless and inconsiderate can one person be??

All in all, I found her to be very thoughtless and inconsiderate. What’s your take on it?

Constantly we hear on the news that various airlines are in trouble. How about this for the solution – TOPLESS FLIGHT ATTENDANTS like the one featured below.

Fire all the male flight attendants or simply lay the off – no one wants to seem ‘em anyway!

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! Why not … they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales (upping the airline’s revenue) and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again (more flights = more revenue), hoping to see naked women.

An added plus is that because of the tips, the female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money.

If handled correctly, this is definitely a win-win situation for most of the parties involved – it’s a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. What are we waiting on, lets do it!

With all the talk and plans to introduce full body scans/x-rays at airports in order to prevent terrorist attacks, some airport scanners may be in for a surprise like this!