Q: [A 3-year-old boy is examining his testicles while taking a bath] Mom, are these my brains?
A: [Mom answers] Not yet

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘Down-under.’

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.

Q: What is a man’s Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

We have just one question … where did they put the rest of him?

FACT: Approximately 79,000,000 people are having in sex (making love) – right this second!

FACT: Approximately 58,000,000 persons are kissing.

FACT: Approximately 37,000,000 persons are relaxing after having sex.

FACT: 1 person is reading emails and scanning joke sites
YEP, that would be YOU … hang in there sunshine

I know it has been a stressful time.
May all your worries fly away…mine did.
This is a lucky butterfly that will bring you inner peace.
Please share this butterfly with your friends!
If You Do Not Forward Him, He Will Be Waiting For You On Your Pillow

… Every Night!

Send on the lucky butterfly .. so that others may de-stress … and have good luck.