Scaring all the other fruit away!

Very simple … are there flies hanging all around it???

It’s now official and available for all those women who’ve wanted the convenience of standing and peeing anywhere, anytime. It’s called the Pee Mate, and as you’ll see below, it’s handy, convenient, and perfect too for those dirty and unhygenic public toilets with nasty seats that no one wants to sit on!

After numerous years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard computer mouse. They have found that there is no physical reason for their aversion, and that it is more of a psychological problem.

Some women reported that their mouse ‘just didn’t feel right’ in their hands. Based on the research, a special new mouse has been designed especially for women. Various field tests have been carried out on the new design, and here’s some of the feedback:

Julie from Hounslow said:- ‘It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it’s supposed to be’.

Susan from Chelmsford said:- ‘I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle’.

Hillary from Kent said:- ‘I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one’!

Sally From London said: ‘It feels so natural’

Below we’ve featured a picture of the new, special women’s mouse.