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Answers To Popular Sex Questions

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 22:34:00 +0000

Q: [A 3-year-old boy is examining his testicles while taking a bath] Mom, are these my brains?
A: [Mom answers] Not yet

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘Down-under.’

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.

Q: What is a man’s Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

Here Lieth His Cock

Sex & Jokes — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:12:50 +0000

We have just one question … where did they put the rest of him?

A Few Interesting Facts About Sex

Sex & Jokes — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 04:03:52 +0000

FACT: Approximately 79,000,000 people are having in sex (making love) – right this second!

FACT: Approximately 58,000,000 persons are kissing.

FACT: Approximately 37,000,000 persons are relaxing after having sex.

FACT: 1 person is reading emails and scanning joke sites
YEP, that would be YOU … hang in there sunshine

Use This Butterfly To De-Stress Yourself

Sex & Jokes — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 21:53:12 +0000

I know it has been a stressful time.
May all your worries fly away…mine did.
This is a lucky butterfly that will bring you inner peace.
Please share this butterfly with your friends!
If You Do Not Forward Him, He Will Be Waiting For You On Your Pillow

… Every Night!

Send on the lucky butterfly .. so that others may de-stress … and have good luck.

What Really Happened Between Dominique Strauss-Kahn & The Maid

Sex & Jokes — Mon, 23 May 2011 03:11:18 +0000

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, former head of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), faces charges that he sexually assaulted a hotel maid. But what really happened inside that hotel room? Below, we’ve got a graphical representation of what may have happened.

Boy Meets Girl Story

Sex & Jokes — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 04:23:58 +0000

Her name is Carmen .. they hit it off instantly (story below).

Men In Skirts (Kilts)

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 04:35:35 +0000

Men in kilts (skirts) is always a funny site. Check out this assortment of men in skirts (kilts), as they’ll surely provoke a laugh or two.

Mrs. Slocombe’s Pussy

Sex & Jokes — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 10:28:37 +0000

From the hilarious old British comedy series, “Are You Being Served”, Mrs. Slocombe talks about “her pussy”.

Funny UK Classifieds

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 12:22:04 +0000

Check out these funny classified ads which were actually published in UK newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer, £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

The Weener Kleener Soap

Sex & Jokes — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 14:23:50 +0000

Personal hygiene has never been as stimulating … check out the Weener Kleener Soap …. one size fits all .. large or small, thick or thin, long or short, the Weener Kleener will give you a cleaner weaner by far; with just a few strokes!