After numerous years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard computer mouse. They have found that there is no physical reason for their aversion, and that it is more of a psychological problem.

Some women reported that their mouse ‘just didn’t feel right’ in their hands. Based on the research, a special new mouse has been designed especially for women. Various field tests have been carried out on the new design, and here’s some of the feedback:

Julie from Hounslow said:- ‘It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it’s supposed to be’.

Susan from Chelmsford said:- ‘I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle’.

Hillary from Kent said:- ‘I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one’!

Sally From London said: ‘It feels so natural’

Below we’ve featured a picture of the new, special women’s mouse.

From the pictures below, can you guess who is a girl and who is a guy? Scroll down slowly and analyze each and every one closely before making your determinations. The answers are below the pictures .. don’t cheat!

Guess what boys and girls … they are ALL boys! Yep, entrants in a Thailand transgender beauty contest … so boys, keep your wits about you the next time you’re at the club, bar or party … wouldn’t want you stumbling among a little surprise if you’re drunk and ended up taking home one of these “ladies”.

Can you believe it’s already 30 years since these men first danced their way into the lives of women all over the world?

Here’s how they looked then!

And here’s how they look now!

They surely had a good run!

Below is said to be an extract of an actual British sex education book for girls from the 1960s. No wonder the world was so much more peaceful and happier then!

Followed all the instructions before, but still waiting on the miracle to happen. For 2010, you better be sending real gifts!

Great words of General George S. Patton and illustrated via the image above – IF EVERYBODY IS THINKING ALIKE, THEN SOMEBODY ISN’T THINKING.

When you go to the beach, and someone asks you to rub some suntan lotion on their back, you should always follow an important rule:

*NEVER !*
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… rub suntan lotion on someone you do not know …

…. you might be in for a surprise.

Undoubtedly there is something terribly wrong with this picture. Some describe it as ‘Osama Bin Shoppin’.