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Answers To Popular Sex Questions

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 22:34:00 +0000

Q: [A 3-year-old boy is examining his testicles while taking a bath] Mom, are these my brains?
A: [Mom answers] Not yet

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘Down-under.’

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.

Q: What is a man’s Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

Here Lieth His Cock

Sex & Jokes — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:12:50 +0000

We have just one question … where did they put the rest of him?

Now THAT’S An ASS

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 22:24:01 +0000

Wow, what an ASS!

Let’s put it in perspective though … For young men, it’s a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong. For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street. The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman.

Wise men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and be grateful that the image can be shared with humanity.

For 50% of women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way. The other 50% is wondering where she bought that blouse. The wise women imagine the misery that this will be at 50.

Only children, the curious, and monks will maybe notice that a dog seems to be driving the taxi!

Pecker Bridge

Sex & Jokes — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:23:34 +0000

Apparently no one considered the sun when they were designing the wall for this bridge, which is aptly named PECKER BRIDGE. See why:

A Few Interesting Facts About Sex

Sex & Jokes — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 04:03:52 +0000

FACT: Approximately 79,000,000 people are having in sex (making love) – right this second!

FACT: Approximately 58,000,000 persons are kissing.

FACT: Approximately 37,000,000 persons are relaxing after having sex.

FACT: 1 person is reading emails and scanning joke sites
YEP, that would be YOU … hang in there sunshine

Use This Butterfly To De-Stress Yourself

Sex & Jokes — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 21:53:12 +0000

I know it has been a stressful time.
May all your worries fly away…mine did.
This is a lucky butterfly that will bring you inner peace.
Please share this butterfly with your friends!
If You Do Not Forward Him, He Will Be Waiting For You On Your Pillow

… Every Night!

Send on the lucky butterfly .. so that others may de-stress … and have good luck.

An Example Of Bad Government

Sex & Jokes — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 10:21:09 +0000

Take a look at this classic example of bad government.

Look at the condition of that bridge? It’s in awful shape and needs immediate and urgent maintenance! Where is good Government when you need it!?

Opportunity vs. Opportunity

Sex & Jokes — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 05:10:42 +0000

With regard to the two pictures below … the moral of the story is that not everyone has the same opportunities in life.

What Really Happened Between Dominique Strauss-Kahn & The Maid

Sex & Jokes — Mon, 23 May 2011 03:11:18 +0000

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, former head of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), faces charges that he sexually assaulted a hotel maid. But what really happened inside that hotel room? Below, we’ve got a graphical representation of what may have happened.

Boy Meets Girl Story

Sex & Jokes — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 04:23:58 +0000

Her name is Carmen .. they hit it off instantly (story below).