Dick Snowman
07 March 2011
So I went to get my car …. and some dick had me blocked in! Only in Wisconsin!
07 March 2011
So I went to get my car …. and some dick had me blocked in! Only in Wisconsin!
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03 March 2011
Check out these funny classified ads which were actually published in UK newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog. FREE PUPPIES Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single [...]
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11 February 2011
Dr. Robert Dickinson , a scientist from Harvard University, has reportedly invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents their nipples from pushing through the fabric when really cold weather sets in. At a news conference after announcing the new bra invention, a large group of men took [...]
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08 February 2011
President Obama recently signed the bill that allows gays to serve openly in the Military. No more ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy. But don’t you think that what he has really done is cause confusion in the ranks that could potentially cost Marine lives. Here’s an example of what I mean – You know that [...]
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23 January 2011
Personal hygiene has never been as stimulating … check out the Weener Kleener Soap …. one size fits all .. large or small, thick or thin, long or short, the Weener Kleener will give you a cleaner weaner by far; with just a few strokes!
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16 January 2011
… will cause your pecker to fall off. Here’s the proof: There is no cure……….once it’s gone, it’s gone!!
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07 December 2010
These pictures were reportedly taken up north in Canada. Note carefully, the time stamp at the bottom right corner of each picture. Based on calculations based on the time stamp of the pictures, it took Mr. Bear ten minutes from the time he picked up Ms. Bear, fed her a terrific meal, got laid, then [...]
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04 December 2010
Ho ho ho, here are a few good ones for you! A Christmas carol for the office Snowman vs the doggie Santa has trouble landing Household scrooge The real history of the making of eggnog Santa has a surprise for you! Snow woman envy A polite message from Santa Doe, a deer, a female deer [...]
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