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How Are You Feeling This Morning?

How Are You Feeling This Morning?

Some mornings you wake up ‘on the wrong side of the bed’ feeling annoyed with the world and anyone living on it. Then there are other mornings when you wake up feeling more like this ….

How Are You Feeling This Morning?
Pussy Backhoe

Pussy Backhoe

Look at the hole i dug with my new backhoe … I love power toys!

Pussy Backhoe

Strip Tease

Spinning strip tease … can you handle it?

Santa Orgy

Santa Orgy

What’s this …. Santa Claus in an orgy with his beautiful Elves!

Santa Orgy
Answers To Popular Sex Questions

Answers To Popular Sex Questions

Q: [A 3-year-old boy is examining his testicles while taking a bath] Mom, are these my brains? A: [Mom answers] Not yet Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘Down-under.’ Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and [...]

Answers To Popular Sex Questions
Dick Snowman

Dick Snowman

07 March 2011

So I went to get my car …. and some dick had me blocked in! Only in Wisconsin!

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Funny UK Classifieds

Funny UK Classifieds

03 March 2011

Check out these funny classified ads which were actually published in UK newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog. FREE PUPPIES Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single [...]

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New Bra Invented

New Bra Invented

11 February 2011

Dr. Robert Dickinson , a scientist from Harvard University, has reportedly invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents their nipples from pushing through the fabric when really cold weather sets in. At a news conference after announcing the new bra invention, a large group of men took [...]

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Gays In The Military Joke

Gays In The Military Joke

08 February 2011

President Obama recently signed the bill that allows gays to serve openly in the Military. No more ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy. But don’t you think that what he has really done is cause confusion in the ranks that could potentially cost Marine lives. Here’s an example of what I mean – You know that [...]

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The Weener Kleener Soap

The Weener Kleener Soap

23 January 2011

Personal hygiene has never been as stimulating … check out the Weener Kleener Soap …. one size fits all .. large or small, thick or thin, long or short, the Weener Kleener will give you a cleaner weaner by far; with just a few strokes!

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Too Much Beer

Too Much Beer

16 January 2011

… will cause your pecker to fall off. Here’s the proof: There is no cure……….once it’s gone, it’s gone!!

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Bear Love

Bear Love

07 December 2010

These pictures were reportedly taken up north in Canada. Note carefully, the time stamp at the bottom right corner of each picture. Based on calculations based on the time stamp of the pictures, it took Mr. Bear ten minutes from the time he picked up Ms. Bear, fed her a terrific meal, got laid, then [...]

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Funny Christmas Cartoons & Pictures

Funny Christmas Cartoons & Pictures

04 December 2010

Ho ho ho, here are a few good ones for you! A Christmas carol for the office Snowman vs the doggie Santa has trouble landing Household scrooge The real history of the making of eggnog Santa has a surprise for you! Snow woman envy A polite message from Santa Doe, a deer, a female deer [...]

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