Okay, so you and your buddies are out hunting, and it’s the beginning of the rut, bucks and does are running around as if they’re brainless; you know your buddy is in the next blind over, and you’re both hoping to get a deer on this opening weekend, when all of a sudden you look out to your left and see this …

… soooo, under whatever applicable state hunting regulations, what are you supposed to do? Shoot the one with the bigger rack, or simply shoot the gay one?