Constantly we hear on the news that various airlines are in trouble. How about this for the solution – TOPLESS FLIGHT ATTENDANTS like the one featured below.

Fire all the male flight attendants or simply lay the off – no one wants to seem ‘em anyway!

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! Why not … they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales (upping the airline’s revenue) and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again (more flights = more revenue), hoping to see naked women.

An added plus is that because of the tips, the female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money.

If handled correctly, this is definitely a win-win situation for most of the parties involved – it’s a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. What are we waiting on, lets do it!