It’s all in the pronunciation.

Tiffany’s Resimay

To hoom it Mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

I no my spelling is not too good.

My salerery is open, I kin startemeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,
Tiffanny

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.

Employer’s response:

Dear Tiffany,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you on Monday !!!!